Good Wan

Caller: Hello, can I speak to *Annie Wan* ?
*Operator:* Yes, you can speak to me.
*Caller* : No, I want to speak to *Annie Wan*!
*Operator*: Yes I understand you want to speak to *anyone. *You can speak to me. Who is this?
*Caller* : I'm *Sam Wan*. And I need to talk to *Annie Wan!* It's urgent.
*Operator*: I know you are *someone *and you want to talk to* anyone*!
But what's this urgent matter about?
*Caller*: Well... just tell my sister *Annie Wan* that our brother *Noe
Wan* was involved in an accident. *Noe Wan* got injured and now *Noe
Wan* is being sent to the hospital. Right now, *Avery Wan* is on his way to the hospital.
*Operator* : Look, if *no one *was injured and *no one *was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
*Caller *: You are so rude! Who are you?
*Operator:* I'm *Saw Ree*.
*Caller: *Yes! You should be *sorry*. Now give me your name!!
*Operator:* That's what I said. I'm *Saw Ree* ..
*Caller: *Oh ......God!!! !